<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Flooring.wtf — myths, materials, jargon</title><description>Flooring myths busted and confusing terms explained in plain English, for people standing in an aisle with two samples and no idea.</description><link>https://flooring.wtf/</link><language>en-us</language><copyright>Flooring.wtf</copyright><item><title>The underlayment upsell: when it&apos;s worth it</title><link>https://flooring.wtf/blog/underlayment-upsell/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://flooring.wtf/blog/underlayment-upsell/</guid><description>Underlayment can quiet a floor, block concrete vapor, and protect a click joint. It can also void your warranty. Here is when a pad earns its place.</description><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>materials</category><author>editor@flooring.wtf (Flooring.wtf Editor)</author></item><item><title>Does flooring really need to acclimate?</title><link>https://flooring.wtf/blog/does-flooring-need-to-acclimate/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://flooring.wtf/blog/does-flooring-need-to-acclimate/</guid><description>Acclimation means letting the boxes sit in the room, not the garage. Here is how long each floor type needs, and what a week of waiting cannot fix.</description><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>jargon</category><author>editor@flooring.wtf (Flooring.wtf Editor)</author></item><item><title>What a wear layer is and why mils matter</title><link>https://flooring.wtf/blog/what-is-a-wear-layer/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://flooring.wtf/blog/what-is-a-wear-layer/</guid><description>The wear layer is the clear coat that takes the abuse on vinyl. It is measured in mils, not millimeters, and it is not the same thing as plank thickness.</description><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>jargon</category><author>editor@flooring.wtf (Flooring.wtf Editor)</author></item><item><title>Laminate is not cheap vinyl (and vice versa)</title><link>https://flooring.wtf/blog/laminate-vs-vinyl/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://flooring.wtf/blog/laminate-vs-vinyl/</guid><description>Laminate is a wood-fiber core wearing a printed photo. Vinyl is plastic all the way down. Here is how to tell which one actually belongs in your room.</description><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>matchups</category><author>editor@flooring.wtf (Flooring.wtf Editor)</author></item><item><title>Is waterproof flooring actually waterproof?</title><link>https://flooring.wtf/blog/waterproof-flooring-actually-waterproof/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://flooring.wtf/blog/waterproof-flooring-actually-waterproof/</guid><description>The plank is waterproof. The seam, the perimeter gap, and the subfloor under it are not. Here is what the label covers and where water still gets in.</description><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>myths</category><author>editor@flooring.wtf (Flooring.wtf Editor)</author></item><item><title>Engineered vs solid hardwood, minus the sales pitch</title><link>https://flooring.wtf/blog/engineered-vs-solid-hardwood/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://flooring.wtf/blog/engineered-vs-solid-hardwood/</guid><description>One is a tree in one piece, the other is plywood wearing a wood hat. Here is how solid and engineered hardwood actually differ, and what decides which works.</description><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>materials</category><author>editor@flooring.wtf (Flooring.wtf Editor)</author></item></channel></rss>